Cow Milked While Flying In An Airplane Day 2025 is on Tuesday, February 18, 2025: can you name any jokes?
Tuesday, February 18, 2025 is Cow Milked While Flying In An Airplane Day 2025. Elm Farm Ollie Day 2/18 Yes, Valentine's Day is coming
Things to do in an elevator:
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, They open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"
27.) ask "excuse me, my butt itching, can anyone scratch it for me?" (you are holding things in your two hands)
28.) Turn against the wall and start talking to the wall.
29.) Look at your "invisivle" watch, and take your wrist and ask one of the people "Is this time right?"
30.) Start hummong really loudly like you are meditating "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
31.) start doing jumping jacks.
32.) Look at your hand and say out load "woooooow, coool" and wave your hand at the people and say "isn't it wow and cool?"
33.) Sit on the floor and close your eyes, and start snoring really loudly.
34.) Look suddenly at the floor of the elevator and start screaming at the "invisible" squirrel.
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You can take any of these important events from 1930:
[edit] January
January 6 - The first diesel-engine automobile trip is completed (Indianapolis, Indiana, to New York City).
January 13 - The Mickey Mouse comic strip makes its first appearance.
January 26 - The Indian National Congress declares 26th January as Independence Day or as the day for Poorna Swaraj (Complete Independence).
January 30 - radiosonde is launched in Pavlovsk, USSR
January 31 - The 3M company markets Scotch Tape.
[edit] February
February 18
While studying photographs taken in January, Clyde Tombaugh discovers Pluto, a heavenly body that was once listed as a planet
Elm Farm Ollie becomes the first cow to fly in an airplane and also the first cow to be milked in an airplane.
February 28 Arne Weise was born
[edit] March
March 2 - Mahatma Gandhi informs British viceroy of India that civil disobedience would begin nine days later
March 5 - Danish painter Einar Wegener goes through a sexual reassignment surgery and takes the name Lili Elbe
March 6 - first frozen foods of Clarence Birdseye go on sale in Springfield, Massachusetts, USA
March 8 - Former United States President and current Chief Justice William Howard Taft dies in Washington, D.C.
March 12 - Mahatma Gandhi sets off to a 200-mile protest march towards the sea with 78 followers to protest the British monopoly on salt - more will join them during the Salt March that ends on April 5
March 28 - Constantinople and Angora change their names to Istanbul and Ankara.
March 29 - Heinrich Brüning is appointed German Reichskanzler.
March 31 - The Motion Pictures Production Code is instituted, imposing strict guidelines on the treatment of sex, crime, religion and violence in motion pictures for the next forty years
[edit] April
April 4 - The Communist Party of Panama is founded.
April 5 - In an act of civil disobedience, Mahatma Gandhi breaks British law after marching to the sea and making salt.
April 6 - Hostess Twinkies are invented.
April 18
Chittagong Rebellion begins in India.
The BBC Radio Service from London, somewhat infamously, reports on this day that "There is no news".
April 19 - The first Looney Tune,Sinkin in the Bathtub is created.
April 21
Fire in Ohio Penitentiary near Columbus kills 320.
The Turkestan-Siberia Railway is completed.
April 22 - The United Kingdom, Japan and the United States sign the London Naval Treaty regulating submarine warfare and limiting shipbuilding.
April 28 - The first night game in organized baseball history takes place in Independence, Kansas.
[edit] May
May 4/May 5 - Mahatma Gandhi is arrested again.
May 6 - The Great Salmas Earthquake in Iran; 7.3 on the Richter Scale and killed 4,000 people.
May 10 - National Pan-Hellenic Council is founded.
May 15 - Aboard a Boeing tri-motor, Ellen Church becomes the first airline stewardess (the flight was from Oakland, California to Chicago, Illinois).
May 16 - Rafael Leónidas Trujillo is elected president of the Dominican Republic.
May 17 - French Prime Minister André Tardieu decides to withdraw the remaining French troops from the Rhineland. They depart by June 30.
May 20 - Sergei Eisenstein arrives in New York City.
May 24 - Amy Johnson lands in Darwin, Australia becoming the first woman to fly solo from England to Australia (she left on May 5 for the 11,000 mile flight).
May 30 - Sergei Eisenstein arrives in Hollywood to work for Paramount Pictures; they part ways by October.
May 31 - actor Clint Eastwood was born in San Francisco, California
[edit] June
June 9 - Chicago Tribune journalist Alfred Liddle is shot in Chicago, Illinois, USA. Newspapers promise $55,000 reward for information. Liddle is later found to have had contacts to organized crime.
June 17 - U.S. President Herbert Hoover signs the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act into law.
June 21 - One-year conscription comes into force in France.
[edit] July
July 5 - The Seventh Lambeth Conference of Anglican Christian bishops opens. This conference approved the use of artificial birth control in limited circumstances, marking a controversial turning point in Christian views on contraception.
July 7
Lapua Movement marches in Helsinki, Finland.
Building of the Boulder Dam (now known as Hoover Dam) is started.
July 13 - The first Football World Cup starts: Lucien Laurent scores the first goal, for France against Mexico.
July 26 - Charles Creighton and James Hargis of Missouri begin their return journey to Los Angeles - driving 11 555 km using only a reverse gear; the trip lasts the next 42 days.
July 28 - Richard Bennett defeats William Lyon Mackenzie King in federal elections and becomes the Prime Minister of Canada.
July 30
Uruguay beat Argentina 4-2 in the first soccer World Cup Final.
W2XBS station, New York, is put in charge of NBC broadcast engineers.
July 31 - The radio mystery program The Shadow airs for the first time.
[edit] August
August 7 - Richard Bennett becomes Canada's eleventh prime minister.
August 9 - Betty Boop premiers in the animated film Dizzy Dishes.
August 12 - Turkish troops move into Persia to fight Kurdish insurgents.
August 25 - Sean Connery is born.
August 27 - Military junta takes over in Peru.
[edit] September
September 6 - José Félix Uriburu carries out a successful military coup, overthrowing Hipólito Yrigoyen, President of Argentina.
September 8 - 3M begins marketing Scotch transparent tape.
September 12 - cricket player Wilfred Rhodes end his 1,110-game first-class career by taking 5 for 95 for H.D.G. Leveson Gower's XI against the Australians.
September 14 - National socialists win 107 seats in German parliament - 18.3% of all the votes makes them second largest party.
[edit] October
October 5 - British Airship R101 crashed in France en-route to India on its maiden voyage.
October 24 - Brazil - Revolution of 1930 by Getúlio Dornelles Vargas.
[edit] November
November 2 - Haile Selassie is crowned emperor of Ethiopia.
November 25 - An earthquake in the Izu Peninsula of Japan kills 223 people and destroys 650 buildings.
[edit] December
December - Turkish women given the right to vote.
December 1 - Birth of PFJW.
December 2 - Great Depression: US President Herbert Hoover goes before Congress and asks for a US$150 million public works program to help generate jobs and stimulate the economy.
December 7 - W1XAV in Boston, Massachusetts broadcasts video from the CBS radio orchestra program, The Fox Trappers. The broadcast also includes the first television commercial in the United States, an advertisement for I.J. Fox Furriers, who sponsored the radio show.
December 19 - Merapi volcano erupts - 1300 dead.
December 24 - In London, Harry Grindell Matthews demonstrates his device to project pictures to the clouds.
December 28 - Mohandas Gandhi leaves for Britain for negotiations.
December 29 - Sir Muhammad Iqbal's presidential address in Allahabad introduces the Two-Nation Theory and outlines a vision for the creation of Pakistan.
some questions to think about?
i was interested while i sat here and read all 45 questions these are definitely things to think about when my teacher is boring me in class lol. thanks for the thoughts.
