National Ask An Atheist Day 2019 is on Wednesday, April 17, 2019: April 1st - National Atheist Day?
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Atheists aren't fools. God gave us free will to do what we want to.
I forgive you asker for judging others but do you think god will if you don't ask for forgiveness?
Sholdn't we just design an 'atheist calendar'?
In the meantime, you can use the Asocial calendar. Not quite Atheist, but pretty close.
Take an unnecessary sick-day Day:
Let's face it, we're all hung over from the damned mainstream Holidays. So we believe that people shouldn't be forced to deal with their co-workers so soon after putting up with the family.
Diogenes of Sinope's Birthday:
Born around 400 b.c.e. He was the father and founder of the philosophical school of cynicism. He was reputed to have wandered ancient Greece looking for a just and honest man. Naturally, he never found one. *Note* No one knows the actual date of this wise man's birth, so every year we pick a random Friday, so everyone can enjoy a three day weekend.
The day after Valentine's day is when we celebrate all that is good and holy about not finding a partner. The day should spent in worship to oneself, and dedicated to the simple joys of self-gratification.
Have yourself spayed or neutered Day:
Ahhh, the first day of Spring. When a young man's fancy turns to love, yada yada yada. Well nip that silliness in the bud mister! We already have enough idiots running around this planet. So do us all a favor, and have yourself fixed.
"I want to be left alone" Day:
This is truly a sacred day to asocials everywhere. On this date in 1932 the film Grand Hotel was released. Which features Greta Garbo first uttering what has become known as the grump mantra, "I want to be left alone".
National Divorce Day:
We're you ever married? SUCKER!!! Well today is the day you celebrate getting away from that evil shrew that you tolerated for what seems like an eternity. Buy yourself a beer, you deserve it!
OK, this is technically a Christian Holiday, where believers celebrate Jesus rising up to heaven. We however use it to pray for the Rapture and the ascension of Christians. Because let's face it, a few hundred million less of any group is a positive.
The Birthday of our Holy Prophet, MEEE!
Without a doubt, the most sacred day of the year. Traditional celebrations include large cash offerings.
Poke the perky with a stick Day:
This one is pretty self-explanatory.
Silent treatment Week:
Everyone's favorite celebration. A chance to ignore all people, without exception. For the entire week you are not permitted to say a word to anybody. Like you need an excuse!
Tell a kid they were adopted Day:
Don't have kids of your own? No problem. Tell your neighbors kids, tell the brats waiting at the bus stop, tell everyone! Toughen up those spoiled little punks, teach them early that life's a bitch.
September 10, (2:00pm-4:00pm)
Be semi-civil Day:
A minor Holiday. Where for the span of two hours one attempts to refrain from saying anything nasty. Given the incredibly trying nature of this task, it is generally only celebrated by the ultra Orthodox branch.
October 1, 2007
Spit on a lawyer Day:
The first Monday in October is when the U.S. Supreme reconvenes for it's yearly session. We believe that this should be appropriately recognized by all believers.
November 21, 2007
National earplug Day:
This is the day before Thanksgiving. And your last chance to purchase a good pair of earplugs before all the damned stores start piping in Christmas muzak.
November 30, 2007
Mark Twain's Birthday:
Curmudgeon extraordinaire, and the first person inducted into the Misanthrope Hall Of Fame.
Nothing important happens in December...
So is today National Ask An Atheist Day or something? Just about every Q has the word 'atheist' in it.?
Twice in this question. Once in your last one. You going to try for three in the next?