Tell A Joke Day 2024 is on Friday, August 16, 2024: Can anyone tell me jokes?i dint smile 4 2 days.?

Friday, August 16, 2024 is Tell A Joke Day 2024. August 16th is National Tell a Joke Day National Tell a Joke Day

Why did the chicken mix the street? To celebrate Tell A Tale Day, obviously!We’re confident that can be done much better than might even when you cannot, give it a try anyway!

1

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..

2

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road

They pass each other

Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"

Man yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"

Man rounds next curve

Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.

3

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's

house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her

daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the

daughter-in-law

answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it

makes me

happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home

from

work any minute."

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the

way

home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,

showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally

her

husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" she replied.

"Needs ironing." he said.

HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING

Bad day :( Tell me a joke?

3 men went to a whorehouse. They told the owner to give them her three best girls. The owner wasnt going to make her three best girls screw lousy old men. So, the owner told one of the girls to go to three rooms and blow up a blow up doll for each. After the old men were done they came out and the first one said i think mine was dead. The second one said mine enjoyed it to much. and the third one said i think mine was a witch cause i bit her tit and she farted and flew out the window. xD

Can u tell me a joke? Had a crappy day today?

One bright summer day an attractive young lady, very much the debutante, went up on the roof of her London hotel for some sun bathing. She laid down in a likely spot but noticed that in a few minutes the shadow of a neighboring building began to cover her legs. She sat up and looked around for a better location. Off to her right was a large flat area that couldn't be overlooked so she moved to it. She turned around slowly and noticed that no one was in sight. She smiled and proceeded to remove her bathing suit top, then her suit bottom, laid face down, draped a towel across her rump, and drifted off to sleep.

Some time later she woke and opened her eyes to see a pair of brightly-polished shoes in front of her. She glanced up. An officious-looking man in formal attire stood at near attention, carefully avoiding looking down at her. "Madam," he said stiffly. "I am afraid you cannot sun bath here."

"But why not?" she asked. "I'm up here all by myself and I'm not bothering anyone."

The man cleared his throat uncomfortably, "Madam, you are sunbathing on the glass roof of the restaurant."

Hope you enjoyed it and that you find at least 1 loyal friend that took me years to find