Tom Thumb Day 2025 is on Saturday, January 4, 2025: What is a Tom Thumb Wedding?

Saturday, January 4, 2025 is Tom Thumb Day 2025. Today Is Tom Thumb Day! TOM THUMB DAY

A Tom Thumb wedding is usually held as a fund raiser and it uses small children to represent the participants in a wedding such as the bride, groom, minister, attendants, etc.......... The concept is based on the marriage of two famous "small people" in the 1860's. General Tom Thumb was an attraction with P.T. Barnum and his marriage to Miss Lavinia (I think that was her name) was a very famous event in it's day.

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Is Tom Cruise Gay?

Tom "thumb" Cruise is a hyperactive, American, sugar-addicted actor, beard collector, religious extremist, latent - though repressed - heterosexual(disputed- see talk page), defective Hello Kitty vibrator Oompa Loompah, heterosexual rights activist and is the first human being to accomplish the act of fitting not just his head, but his entire body, up his own ass. Note- He is not gay. He is an avid follower of Murder Incorporated, trailing behind all the other freaks who are running away from him. His cell phone is rumored to be 818-426-1482. Many scientist believe he is a member of the, long thought to be extinct, species Couchus-Jumpus Retardus, more commonly known as the Tom-Rex which, contrary to popular belief, was never gay.His first screen appearance was in 1983's Return of the Jedi as the beloved Ewok, Wicket who was not gay. This role propelled him into a long and illustrious film career during which he amassed a fortune by playing vacuous and arrogant heterosexual pretty-boys with limited emotional range. He plays some of this role well in his off-screen life, having been an outspoken representative for everything from the mental health profession, to felching, lawsuits, heterosexual rights activism and soul-stealing aliens. Proving himself to be semi-competent at several activities (such as adult diaper wearing), he also qualified for a spot on the Men's Couch-jumping Team to represent America in the 2004 Olympic Games, but unfortunately had to decline due to an unexplained anal injury originally brought about by a misleading link. However, he still remains a keen exponent of this ancient sport and has exhibited his cushiony prowess whilst hopping around the Global Publicity Circuit. For those that think Cruise is a limited actor, we offer this insightful analysis of his range of characters:

Hollywood Roles Tom Gay

* Risky Business - Cruise plays an entrepreneur trying to live up to the example set by his entrepreneur father and slaps other guys on the back for money.

* Top Gun - Cruise plays a Navy pilot trying to live up to the example set by his dead Navy pilot father and slaps other guys on the back.

# The Color of Money - Cruise plays a pool hustler trying to live up to the example set an older father-figure pool hustler and manages to slap Paul Newman on the back.

# Cocktail - Cruise plays a bartender trying to live up to the example set by an older father-figure bartender and slaps other guys on the back.

# Rain Man - Cruise plays a man trying to live up to the example set by his autistic brother and slaps guys on the back.

# Born on the Fourth of July - Cruise plays a soldier who can't live up to the example set by his father and slaps other guys on the back.

# Days of Thunder - Cruise plays a race car driver trying to live up to the example set by his dead race car driver father and slaps other guys on the back.

# Far and Away - Cruise plays an immigrant who can't live up to the example set by his dead father and slaps other guys on the back.

# A Few Good Men - Cruise plays a Navy lawyer trying to live up to the example set by his dead Navy lawyer father and slaps other guys on the back.

# Interview with the Vampire - Cruise plays a dead guy trying to live up to the example set by his progenitors, who are like father figures, right? And, oh, he, uh, bites other guys on the back?

# Mission Impossible - Cruise plays an American Agent trying to live up to the example set by his dead father/mission and slaps other men on the back.

# Jerry Maguire - Cruise plays a talent agent trying to keep a company going on started by his father and very gently slaps Cuba Gooding Jr. on the back.

# Mission Impossible 2 - Cruise plays an American Agent trying to live up to the example set by his dead father/mission and slaps other men on the back.

# Vanilla Sky - Cruise plays a publisher trying to live up to the example set by his dead publisher father and slaps other guys on the back.

# Minority Report - Cruise plays a futuristic cop trying to live up to the example set by his future dead father and slaps other guys on the back.

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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day?

This one is understandable, but quite lame.