National Seed Swap Day 2023 is on Wednesday, January 25, 2023: anybody know any good short, funny poems?

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anybody know any good short, funny poems?

Sometimes when i am alone i cry,

cuz i am on my own.

The tears i cry are bitter and warm.

They flow with life but take no form,

I cry because my heart is torn.

i find it difficult to carry on.

If i had an ear to confiding,

I would cry among my treasured friends,

but who do you know that stops that long,

to help another carry on,

The world moves fast and it would rather pass by,

then to stop and see what makes one cry,

So painful and sad,

and sometimes.....

I cry,

and no one cares about why.

By TUPAC SHAKUR

"LEISURE"

What is this life if, full of care,

We have no time to stand and stare.

No time to stand beneath the boughs

And stare as long as sheep or cows.

No time to see, when woods we pass,

Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.

No time to see, in broad daylight,

Streams full of stars, like skies at night.

No time to turn at Beauty's glance,

And watch her feet, how they can dance.

No time to wait till her mouth can

Enrich that smile her eyes began.

A poor life this if, full of care,

We have no time to stand and stare.

By Wm. Henry Davies

smart

my dad gave me one dollar bill

’cause i’m his smartest son,

and i swapped it for two shiny quarters

’cause two is more than one!

and then i took the quarters

and traded them to lou

for three dimes-i guess he don’t know

that three is more than two!

just them, along came old blind bates

and just ’cause he can’t see

he gave me four nickels for my three dimes,

and four is more than three!

and i took the nickels to hiram coombs

down at the seed-feed store,

and the fool gave me five pennies for them,

and five is more than four!

and then i went and showed my dad,

and he got red in the cheeks

and closed his eyes and shook his head-

too proud of me to speak!

By Shel Silverstein

Poem In My Pocket

By Larry Linville

April seventeenth every year is a special time to share.

Put a poem in your pocket one for which you really care.

Take it out and read it to persons whom you meet and

you may be giving them a very special treat.

It started in New York City in the year two thousand two

and has spread across the nation now you can spread it too.

I have made my selection and my pocket awaits the day

when I can let a poem say what I want to say.

Where do I get "X-Scissor" Tm in Soulsilver?

Where do I get "X-Scissor" Tm in Soulsilver?

Hidden Machines

HM01 - Cut - Ilex Forest

HM02 - Fly - Cianwood

HM03 - Surf - Ecruteak (Kimono Theatre)

HM04 - Strength - Route 42

HM05 - Whirlpool - Mahogany (Rocket Secret Base)

HM06 - Rock Smash - Route 36

HM07 - Waterfall - Ice Path 1F

HM08 - Rock Climb - Pallet Town

Technical Machines

TM01 - Focus Punch - Cianwood Gym

TM02 - Dragon Claw - Route 27

TM03 - Water Pulse - Cerulean Gym

TM04 - Calm Mind - Battle Tower

TM05 - Roar - Route 32

TM06 - Toxic - Battle Tower

TM07 - Hail - Mahogany Gym

TM08 - Bulk - Battle Tower

TM09 - Bullet Seed - Route 32

TM10 - Hidden Power - Lake of Rage

TM11 - Sunny Day - Radio Tower

TM12 - Taunt - Route 34, Celadon Store

TM13 - Ice Beam - Seafoam Islands

TM14 - Blizzard - Goldenrod Store

TM15 - Hyper Beam - Goldenrod Store

TM16 - Light Screen - Goldenrod Store

TM17 - Protect - Goldenrod Store

TM18 - Rain Dance - Azalea (Slowpoke Well)

TM19 - Giga Drain - Celadon Gym

TM20 - Safeguard - Goldenrod Store

TM21 - Frustration - Goldenrod & Celadon Store

TM22 - Solar Beam - Goldenrod Store

TM23 - Iron Tail - Olivine Gym

TM24 - Thunderbolt - Cerulean Cave

TM25 - Thunder - Goldenrod Store

TM26 - Earthquake - Victory Road

TM27 - Return - Goldenrod & Celadon Store

TM28 - Dig - National Park, Celadon Store

TM29 - Psychic - Saffron

TM30 - Shadow Ball - Ecruteak Gym, Battle Tower

TM31 - Brick Break - Battle Tower

TM32 - Double Team - Celadon Game Corner

TM33 - Reflect - Goldenrod Store

TM34 - Shock Wave - Vermilion Gym

TM35 - Flamethrower - Route 28

TM36 - Sludge Bomb - Route 43, Battle Tower

TM37 - Sandstorm - Route 27

TM38 - Fire Blast - Goldenrod Store

TM39 - Rock Tomb - Union Cave

TM40 - Aerial Ace - Mt. Mortar, Battle Tower

TM41 - Torment - Route 8, Celadon Store

TM42 - Facade - Goldenrod Mart Lottery

TM43 - Secret Power - Route 43

TM44 - Rest - Route 32

TM45 - Attract - Goldenrod Gym, Battle Tower

TM46 - Thief - Mahogany (Rocket Secret Base)

TM47 - Steel Wing - Route 28

TM48 - Skill Swap - Saffron Gym

TM49 - Snatch - Mahogany (Rocket Secret Base)

TM50 - Overheat - Cinnabar Gym

TM51 - Roost - Violet Gym

TM52 - Focus Blast - Goldenrod Store

TM53 - Energy Ball - Battle Tower

TM54 - False Swipe - Goldenrod Store

TM55 - Brine - Route 19, Celadon Store

TM56 - Fling - Rock Tunnel

TM57 - Charge Beam - Olivine, Power Plant

TM58 - Endure - Celadon Game Corner

TM59 - Dragon Pulse - Blackthorn Gym, Battle Tower

TM60 - Drain Punch - Route 39, Goldenrod Lottery (Thu)

TM61 - WilloWisp - Battle Tower

TM62 - Silver Wind - Route 6, Goldenrod Lottery (Sat)

TM63 - Embargo - Route 34

TM64 - Explosion - Cerulean (Underground)

TM65 - Shadow Claw - Route 42, Goldenrod Lottery (Mon)

TM66 - Payback - Route 35

TM67 - Recycle - Celadon

TM68 - Giga Impact - Celadon Game Corner

TM69 - Rock Polish - Route 10

TM70 - Flash - Sprout Tower, Goldenrod Store

TM71 - Stone Edge - Battle Tower

TM72 - Avalanche - Ice Path, Celadon Store

TM73 - Thunder Wave - Battle Tower

TM74 - Gyro Ball - Celadon Game Corner

TM75 - Swords Dance - Goldenrod Game Corner

TM76 - Stealth Rock - Mt. Silver, Celadon Store

TM77 - Psych Up - Viridian Forest

TM78 - Captivate - Celadon Store

TM79 - Dark Pulse - Victory Road, Celadon Store

TM80 - Rock Slide - Pewter Gym

TM81 - X-Scissor - Battle Tower

TM82 - Sleep Talk - Goldenrod Underground

TM83 - Natural Gift - Goldenrod Store

TM84 - Poison Jab - Fuchsia Gym

TM85 - Dream Eater - Viridian

TM86 - Grass Knot - Route 11

TM87 - Swagger - Olivine (Lighthouse)

TM88 - Pluck - Route 40

TM89 - U-Turn - Battle Tower

TM90 - Substitute - Goldenrod Game Corner

TM91 - Flash Cannon - Route 9, Goldenrod Mart Lottery (Tue)

TM92 - Trick Room - Viridian Gym

TM Locations for Pokemon Soul Silver?

TM Locations for Pokemon Soul Silver?

Hidden Machines

HM01 - Cut - Ilex Forest

HM02 - Fly - Cianwood

HM03 - Surf - Ecruteak (Kimono Theatre)

HM04 - Strength - Route 42

HM05 - Whirlpool - Mahogany (Rocket Secret Base)

HM06 - Rock Smash - Route 36

HM07 - Waterfall - Ice Path 1F

HM08 - Rock Climb - Pallet Town

Technical Machines

TM01 - Focus Punch - Cianwood Gym

TM02 - Dragon Claw - Route 27

TM03 - Water Pulse - Cerulean Gym

TM04 - Calm Mind - Battle Tower

TM05 - Roar - Route 32

TM06 - Toxic - Battle Tower

TM07 - Hail - Mahogany Gym

TM08 - Bulk - Battle Tower

TM09 - Bullet Seed - Route 32

TM10 - Hidden Power - Lake of Rage

TM11 - Sunny Day - Radio Tower

TM12 - Taunt - Route 34, Celadon Store

TM13 - Ice Beam - Seafoam Islands

TM14 - Blizzard - Goldenrod Store

TM15 - Hyper Beam - Goldenrod Store

TM16 - Light Screen - Goldenrod Store

TM17 - Protect - Goldenrod Store

TM18 - Rain Dance - Azalea (Slowpoke Well)

TM19 - Giga Drain - Celadon Gym

TM20 - Safeguard - Goldenrod Store

TM21 - Frustration - Goldenrod & Celadon Store

TM22 - Solar Beam - Goldenrod Store

TM23 - Iron Tail - Olivine Gym

TM24 - Thunderbolt - Cerulean Cave

TM25 - Thunder - Goldenrod Store

TM26 - Earthquake - Victory Road

TM27 - Return - Goldenrod & Celadon Store

TM28 - Dig - National Park, Celadon Store

TM29 - Psychic - Saffron

TM30 - Shadow Ball - Ecruteak Gym, Battle Tower

TM31 - Brick Break - Battle Tower

TM32 - Double Team - Celadon Game Corner

TM33 - Reflect - Goldenrod Store

TM34 - Shock Wave - Vermilion Gym

TM35 - Flamethrower - Route 28

TM36 - Sludge Bomb - Route 43, Battle Tower

TM37 - Sandstorm - Route 27

TM38 - Fire Blast - Goldenrod Store

TM39 - Rock Tomb - Union Cave

TM40 - Aerial Ace - Mt. Mortar, Battle Tower

TM41 - Torment - Route 8, Celadon Store

TM42 - Facade - Goldenrod Mart Lottery

TM43 - Secret Power - Route 43

TM44 - Rest - Route 32

TM45 - Attract - Goldenrod Gym, Battle Tower

TM46 - Thief - Mahogany (Rocket Secret Base)

TM47 - Steel Wing - Route 28

TM48 - Skill Swap - Saffron Gym

TM49 - Snatch - Mahogany (Rocket Secret Base)

TM50 - Overheat - Cinnabar Gym

TM51 - Roost - Violet Gym

TM52 - Focus Blast - Goldenrod Store

TM53 - Energy Ball - Battle Tower

TM54 - False Swipe - Goldenrod Store

TM55 - Brine - Route 19, Celadon Store

TM56 - Fling - Rock Tunnel

TM57 - Charge Beam - Olivine, Power Plant

TM58 - Endure - Celadon Game Corner

TM59 - Dragon Pulse - Blackthorn Gym, Battle Tower

TM60 - Drain Punch - Route 39, Goldenrod Lottery (Thu)

TM61 - WilloWisp - Battle Tower

TM62 - Silver Wind - Route 6, Goldenrod Lottery (Sat)

TM63 - Embargo - Route 34

TM64 - Explosion - Cerulean (Underground)

TM65 - Shadow Claw - Route 42, Goldenrod Lottery (Mon)

TM66 - Payback - Route 35

TM67 - Recycle - Celadon

TM68 - Giga Impact - Celadon Game Corner

TM69 - Rock Polish - Route 10

TM70 - Flash - Sprout Tower, Goldenrod Store

TM71 - Stone Edge - Battle Tower

TM72 - Avalanche - Ice Path, Celadon Store

TM73 - Thunder Wave - Battle Tower

TM74 - Gyro Ball - Celadon Game Corner

TM75 - Swords Dance - Goldenrod Game Corner

TM76 - Stealth Rock - Mt. Silver, Celadon Store

TM77 - Psych Up - Viridian Forest

TM78 - Captivate - Celadon Store

TM79 - Dark Pulse - Victory Road, Celadon Store

TM80 - Rock Slide - Pewter Gym

TM81 - X-Scissor - Battle Tower

TM82 - Sleep Talk - Goldenrod Underground

TM83 - Natural Gift - Goldenrod Store

TM84 - Poison Jab - Fuchsia Gym

TM85 - Dream Eater - Viridian

TM86 - Grass Knot - Route 11

TM87 - Swagger - Olivine (Lighthouse)

TM88 - Pluck - Route 40

TM89 - U-Turn - Battle Tower

TM90 - Substitute - Goldenrod Game Corner

TM91 - Flash Cannon - Route 9, Goldenrod Mart Lottery (Tue)

TM92 - Trick Room - Viridian Gym

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